Current obsession: Heroes, The Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, The Fosters, Avengers, Xmen, and any form of anime/manga

-Current Celebrity Crushes include-

Milo Ventimiglia, Norman Reedus, Robert Downey Jr, and Hugh Jackman


the other day my friend told me to put my tits away so i grabbed them and elled that i needed them to attract lesbians


my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”


bring it on

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.